What If? #34 (of 47)
August 31st, 1982
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Any What If? question you’ve ever had, answered in this jam-packed issue! What If the Invisible Girl dyed her hair? What If Aunt May were Ant-Man? And finally- what If the Watcher were a stand-up comedian? Brace yourselves, True Believers!
All humor issue, featuring wacky alternate realities of the Marvel Universe.
- What If the Watcher were a stand-up comedian?
- What If the Fantastic Four were bananas?
- What If Odin were Peter Parker's uncle?
- What If Don Blake and Tony Stark were brothers?
- What If Aunt May were Ant Man?
- What If Spider-Man married Spider-Woman?
- What If Reed Richards took postman Willie Lumpkin up on his offer to join the Fantastic Four?
- What If Captain America chose to remain Nomad, the Man Without a Country, instead of taking back the identity of the Star-Spangled Avenger, as he did in the established reality?
- What If at some point, Rick Jones decided to leave Captain Marvel in the Negative Zone, never to return to Earth again?
- What If Nick Fury had to wear an eyepatch on his right eye instead of his left eye?
- What If Ghost Rider had possessed someone else?
- What If everyone who'd ever been an Avenger had remained an Avenger?
- What If Him married Her?
- What If Black Bolt got the hiccups?
- What If Galactus ate the Earth?
- What If Ka-Zar were a middle-aged accountant instead of a savage?
- What If the Hulk were yellow?
- What If the Invisible Girl dyed her hair?
- What If Power Man were white?
- What If the Thing were blue?
- What If Captain Marvel hadn't died?
- What If Phoenix still lived?
- What If Elektra had survived?
- What If Dazzler had become a stand-up comedienne instead of a singer?
- What If Marvel Comics and the National Endowment for the Art presented Spidey Intellectual Stories?
- What If Willie Lumpkin were herald to Galactus?
- What If Ghost Rider own a fast food franchise?
- What If all the Super-Heroes who now live in New York City moved to Toledo, Ohio?
- What If the Watchers in all the realities got together and watched Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers?
- What If Howard the Duck formed his own super-team?
- What If Thor had a Swedish accent?
- What If Cyclops's energy beams came out of his ears?
- What If Wonder Man were a woman -- and Power Man were a girl?
- What If Black Bolt were a rock star?
- What If Daredevil were deaf instead of blind?
- What If the Marvel Production Crew existed in this reality?
- What If the Marvel Editorial Crew did, too?
- What If Tony Stark had owned an auto plant instead of a weapons factory?
- What If Sue Storm had become the Thing?
- What If Moon Knight got all his identities mixed up?
- What If the Watcher grew hair?
- What If Alpha Flight talked like T.V. Canadians?
- What If the Silver Surfer, White Tiger, Iceman, and Moon Knight fought Wendigo in a snowstorm?
- What If the Black Panther fought the Shroud, Master of Darkness, in a coalmine?
- What If Moon Knight had 3 different identities?
- What If King Conan were Bing Conan, On the Road to Hyboria?
- What If Black Bolt hosted a television show?
- What If Bruce Banner's pants didn't stretch when he became the Hulk?
- What If you went to the movies and had to sit behind the Leader?
- What If Aunt May became a Super-Hero?
- What If Reed Richards had not invented unstable molecules?
- What If the Hulk married the She-Hulk?
- What If Norrin Radd had not volunteered to become the Silver Surfer?
- What If Dazzler had decided to become a lawyer?
- What If Luke Cage had found the hammer of the Mighty Thor?
- What If Doctor Strange were an ordinary magician?
- What If Obnoxio the Clown fought crime?
- What If Daredevil could see?
- What If Thor got a haircut?
- What If Spider-Man had married the Black Widow?
- What If Iron Man had an eating problem instead of a drinking problem?
- What If Dr. Doom had a sense of humor?
- What If Galactus needed quick cash?
- What
Ifwill happen when Stan Lee reads this issue?