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What If? #34 (of 47)

August 31st, 1982
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Any What If? question you’ve ever had, answered in this jam-packed issue! What If the Invisible Girl dyed her hair? What If Aunt May were Ant-Man? And finally- what If the Watcher were a stand-up comedian? Brace yourselves, True Believers!

All humor issue, featuring wacky alternate realities of the Marvel Universe.

  • What If the Watcher were a stand-up comedian?
  • What If the Fantastic Four were bananas?
  • What If Odin were Peter Parker's uncle?
  • What If Don Blake and Tony Stark were brothers?
  • What If Aunt May were Ant Man?
  • What If Spider-Man married Spider-Woman?
  • What If Reed Richards took postman Willie Lumpkin up on his offer to join the Fantastic Four?
  • What If Captain America chose to remain Nomad, the Man Without a Country, instead of taking back the identity of the Star-Spangled Avenger, as he did in the established reality?
  • What If at some point, Rick Jones decided to leave Captain Marvel in the Negative Zone, never to return to Earth again?
  • What If Nick Fury had to wear an eyepatch on his right eye instead of his left eye?
  • What If Ghost Rider had possessed someone else?
  • What If everyone who'd ever been an Avenger had remained an Avenger?
  • What If Him married Her?
  • What If Black Bolt got the hiccups?
  • What If Galactus ate the Earth?
  • What If Ka-Zar were a middle-aged accountant instead of a savage?
  • What If the Hulk were yellow?
  • What If the Invisible Girl dyed her hair?
  • What If Power Man were white?
  • What If the Thing were blue?
  • What If Captain Marvel hadn't died?
  • What If Phoenix still lived?
  • What If Elektra had survived?
  • What If Dazzler had become a stand-up comedienne instead of a singer?
  • What If Marvel Comics and the National Endowment for the Art presented Spidey Intellectual Stories?
  • What If Willie Lumpkin were herald to Galactus?
  • What If Ghost Rider own a fast food franchise?
  • What If all the Super-Heroes who now live in New York City moved to Toledo, Ohio?
  • What If the Watchers in all the realities got together and watched Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers?
  • What If Howard the Duck formed his own super-team?
  • What If Thor had a Swedish accent?
  • What If Cyclops's energy beams came out of his ears?
  • What If Wonder Man were a woman -- and Power Man were a girl?
  • What If Black Bolt were a rock star?
  • What If Daredevil were deaf instead of blind?
  • What If the Marvel Production Crew existed in this reality?
  • What If the Marvel Editorial Crew did, too?
  • What If Tony Stark had owned an auto plant instead of a weapons factory?
  • What If Sue Storm had become the Thing?
  • What If Moon Knight got all his identities mixed up?
  • What If the Watcher grew hair?
  • What If Alpha Flight talked like T.V. Canadians?
  • What If the Silver Surfer, White Tiger, Iceman, and Moon Knight fought Wendigo in a snowstorm?
  • What If the Black Panther fought the Shroud, Master of Darkness, in a coalmine?
  • What If Moon Knight had 3 different identities?
  • What If King Conan were Bing Conan, On the Road to Hyboria?
  • What If Black Bolt hosted a television show?
  • What If Bruce Banner's pants didn't stretch when he became the Hulk?
  • What If you went to the movies and had to sit behind the Leader?
  • What If Aunt May became a Super-Hero?
  • What If Reed Richards had not invented unstable molecules?
  • What If the Hulk married the She-Hulk?
  • What If Norrin Radd had not volunteered to become the Silver Surfer?
  • What If Dazzler had decided to become a lawyer?
  • What If Luke Cage had found the hammer of the Mighty Thor?
  • What If Doctor Strange were an ordinary magician?
  • What If Obnoxio the Clown fought crime?
  • What If Daredevil could see?
  • What If Thor got a haircut?
  • What If Spider-Man had married the Black Widow?
  • What If Iron Man had an eating problem instead of a drinking problem?
  • What If Dr. Doom had a sense of humor?
  • What If Galactus needed quick cash?
  • What If will happen when Stan Lee reads this issue?

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